God's Party Gains Control of Govt./ World.
By Rev. Roger Boxx
Finally God has decided to bless the United States with his good will. For so many years, we have suffered under the iniquity of the demonic Clintonized America. Brothers and Sisters raise up your voices to rejoice to your maker. Today we have good reason to lay prostate on the earth and humble ourselves before the great giver of all blessings. In God's infinite wisdom, he has found us worthy of righteous government. In the past, God has blessed us with becoming the most powerful nation on the globe. In the past, our country has managed to use its power to stamp out iniquity and implement rectitude. Now we are entering into a truly golden age for our great nation. The great GOP has gained control of all two branches of government.
For so many years we have suffered the influence of Satan and his horny liberal government. So many years have we suffered under the rule of a salacious dictator who could not even manage to keep his private parts in his pants. It is enough to be inflicted with the evil liberal entertainment industry and Hellbound-Jew-run media but also having suffered through the UPN and the WB and Satan worshiping, British Harry Potter and Oriental, demonic Poke-mon, and don't get me started about the saturation of ethnic music; God has heard our prayers.
The righteous Republican Party now controls the executive and legislative. Praise God! For The rapture will soon be upon us. After we defeat all the evil legions of Satan on earth, we will have peace on earth for a millennium.
Fellow true-believers, it is time to polish your arsenal and barricade your homes, for surely this is one of the final signs. Soon all the sinners will be executed by God's valiant servants and angels and the righteous will be able to return to live with God in Heaven in his 24 karat gold palace. God's Party controls the government which, let's be honest, controls the world. This is a Christian nation and we will let everyone know how we/ God feel/s about them. We will rain fire and brimstone down upon the iniquitous foreign nations that thumb their noses at God and his will. All those non-English speaking idolaters and filthy sinners will know God's fury. Continue to condition your body and practice your martial-arts and artillery proficiency. Make certain your NRA dues are paid in full and your ammunition chest is fully stocked. Remember you, only the prepared, humble true-believers, will have the opportunity to enforce God's vengeance upon the wicked when the time comes and that time will soon be upon us.
Be strong in your faith. Don't touch yourself. Most importantly, continue to study your bible closely. Especially Leviticus, the most under rated book in the bible. For an in-depth 60 page study-guide pamphlet to aid in your bible study for these trying times, send a donation of $85.00 to:
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GEORGE W. BUSH FACTS by Chris Beyond
* W's first words as a baby were "Make bad."
* In Texas where George W. Bush was governer, did a lot of drugs and ruined a few of his father's businesses, "sodomy" (anal sex) is illegal between two men, but legal between a man and woman. Also George W. Bush once punched a baby. (Ok, ONE of those statements is a lie.)
* George W. Bush is a hardcore PokÈmon trainer. Even before the cartoon popularized the sport, he was known to fight in PokÈmon arena battles all over the world. "You can do it Koffing! Use your gas attack on Porygon now!" he would shout to the delight of the crowds. His favorite PokÈmon to raise are Charmanders, but he's taken up with a Bulbasaur these days which we may yet see in action in the Middle East crisis. On a side note, people often think that George W appears foolish or even "retarded" when he says things like "subliminable" or "Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometime until we get an objective analysis." What they don't realize is that he is just slipping into PokÈ-speak which is actually pretty intelligent if you think about it that way. For more smart George W Bush quotes go HERE.
* G.W. Bush once shot a man in the street just for grinning. In his defense, the man WAS grinning.
* Did you know that George W. Bush is the son of George Bush the former president of the United states who was voted out of office because people figured out that he just wasn't that good and did all sorts of sleazy underhanded things while in office (not to mention all the worse thing he may have done while in the C.I.A.)? Are you sure you knew that? Then why did you vote his jackass coke-snorting son into office?!? Geeze! Well, at least everything has been great since he was voted in, right?... (echo) right?... (echo) right?...
To learn more about our current president and U.S. politics, go to the official website of the White House at www.whitehouse.org.
We broke two of our own rules with this article..."Don't write about politics and religion!"
Praise Jebus!